Having a kid around you means constant entertainment and chaos. We all know kids perceive and understand the world differently. Kids can be brutally honest and annoying sometimes, and when it comes to cracking jokes, nobody can beat a kid at that. Sometimes they are hilarious, but most times, they are well you’ll see:
Kids: *tells poop joke*
Kid: *tells butt joke*
Kid: *tells fart joke*
Kid: Ewww, Mom.
Me: What, not a fan of live comedy?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 5, 2019
Dear child who thinks they are funny:
Repeating "GET IT?! GET IT?! GET IT?!" after you say something does not make it a joke.
— Brent Almond (@DesignerDaddy) June 8, 2017
Good morning! Here's a joke for you from my 6yo daughter.
How did the fire cross the river?
— Karen Cole (@karlou) February 20, 2014
Establish dominance by replying to your kid’s “Knock knock” joke with “Door’s open.”
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) March 3, 2020
My daughter has a joke for you. "Why did the chicken cross the chicken? Well to get to the other chicken, of course."
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) June 24, 2011