Marriage is all about friendship. If you are friends with your partner that means you will get through almost anything and everything. Well, friendship means teasing and annoying your friend a lot too. So here are some of the funniest tweets on marriage which show you what being married for so long actually means:
Me: What do you want for dinner?
Wife: Whatever.
Me: Pizza?
Wife: No.
Me: Chinese?
Wife: No.
Me: Italian?
Wife: No.
Me: [lists every other food known to man]
Wife: No.
Me: OMG what do you want?
Wife: Whatever.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 8, 2021
I think I'm independent until I have to text my wife because I forget what size jeans I wear.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) January 4, 2021
My husband and I usually spend Friday nights in bed eating pizza and criticizing other couples on television.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 8, 2021
But if you don't get married who tells you everything you enjoy is stupid
— 🇺🇸E.🇺🇸 (@YourMomsucksTho) January 3, 2021
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