Be it guacamole or hummus, we all love avocados! They are a bit expensive that’s true, but they taste so good if made properly. Though it is technically a fruit, it is often mistaken as a vegetable. Avocados are quite healthy and the recipes you can make with are just numerous. So here are some relatable and funny tweets on avocados:
Me: My avocado still isn't ripe and I'm making tacos tonight. Now what do I do?
Therapist: Where did you get my home phone number?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 1, 2017
My son has decided he loves avocado toast and now I have to get a second job.
— Stacey (@skittle624) May 8, 2018
Things I have in common with an avocado:
-If I’m just on my own I’m pretty bland
-I swing drastically and unpredictably from too hard to too soft
-I’m pleasant for only a very brief window of time
-I’m often found with chips— ally (@TragicAllyHere) July 25, 2018
me: I’ll take this goth pear
cashier: that’s an avocado
— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) January 19, 2020
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW
Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted— Elspeth Eastman (@ElspethEastman) September 18, 2016
