5 Funny Tweets On Weird Things Kids Collect

Childhood is truly a time of wonder. Children are drawn to weird and funny things all the time. As a child, you have weird obsessions and an urge to collect all kinds of things, basically, you are fascinated by many things. So here are some funny and relatable tweets on weird things kids collect:

My son had a meltdown because his sister accidentally stepped on his piece of popcorn shaped "perfectly like an octopus" and he was saving it for "his collection." I don't know about this collection. I don't want to know about this collection.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 4, 2021

Me: you already have 17 fortnite skins… you don’t need more
9: I just want one or two more… I like collecting them
Me: it’s just so unnecessary

Also me: *goes to stationery store to visit the journals with the pretty covers even though 5 unused journals sit on her nightstand

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) September 15, 2018

Before I had kids I never thought I'd have to say the words, "We don't collect dead skunks to make rugs with" out loud, yet here we are.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 3, 2016

My son loves collecting rocks & pocketing them on the way home from school.

A 6 minute walk now takes 32 minutes, & his coat weighs 7 pounds.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 20, 2018