Being a parent is hard. Children have all kinds of questions since they are always curious about everything around them. But the most difficult question to answer as a parent is ‘Where Do Babies Come From’ because if you lie, then you are in trouble, if you don’t you are in even bigger trouble. So here are 5 funny replies to this absurd question:
Kid: Dad, where do babies come from?
Me: Um…
Kid:
Me: You mix baby oil with baby powder. Stir in baby peas. Then you-
Kid: I’m asking mom.
Me: ᵒʰ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ᵍᵒᵈ— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) March 19, 2019
5-year-old: Where do babies come from?
Me: When two people love each other very much, they make a mutual decision to ruin their lives.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2016
Son: where do babies come from?
Me: well, when a man and a women love each other very much, and there’s nothing they want to watch on Netflix–— The Dad (@thedad) September 27, 2019
My 6 year old asked where babies came from.
I told him the truth.
While I was sitting and basking in my pride at being an Honest Mom, he just stared before saying: “I wasn’t expecting that. That was inappropriate.”
Then: “DID THE DOCTORS WATCH YOU DO IT”
I shoulda lied.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) September 18, 2020
4: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Me: Well, sweetie, when two people tolerate each other very much…— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 11, 2016
