Being a parent is hard. Children have all kinds of questions since they are always curious about everything around them. But the most difficult question to answer as a parent is ‘Where Do Babies Come From’ because if you lie, then you are in trouble, if you don’t you are in even bigger trouble. So here are 5 funny replies to this absurd question:

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5-year-old: Where do babies come from?

Me: When two people love each other very much, they make a mutual decision to ruin their lives.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2016

Son: where do babies come from?
Me: well, when a man and a women love each other very much, and there’s nothing they want to watch on Netflix–

— The Dad (@thedad) September 27, 2019

My 6 year old asked where babies came from.

I told him the truth.

While I was sitting and basking in my pride at being an Honest Mom, he just stared before saying: “I wasn’t expecting that. That was inappropriate.”

Then: “DID THE DOCTORS WATCH YOU DO IT”

I shoulda lied.

— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) September 18, 2020

4: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Me: Well, sweetie, when two people tolerate each other very much…

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 11, 2016