Just Here For The Selfies – 8 Dubai Washrooms So Aesthetic That You’ll Forget They’re Actually Washrooms

While you’ve got that eyebrow raised, let me explain why I felt compelled to write this ode to Dubai’s washrooms. There are several times I set out for a relaxing brunch and somehow ended up in toilets that looked like chandelier boutiques had exploded in the best way possible. Now, I’m not the kind of person who normally takes mirror selfies in restaurant restrooms. But somewhere between the glittery tiles, the flattering lighting, and the fact that the loo smelled faintly of roses and all thing nice, I thought – yes. This is my moment and I’m not walking away from that. And then it sinked – Dubai’s washrooms are… a thing. An actual, curated, decorated, emotionally-resonant thing. Some are romantic, some are space-agey, some are actual architectural marvels with more personality than some people you’ve dated.

So here it is, the completely pointless but emotionally fulfilling guide to the most Instagrammable washrooms in Dubai. You’re welcome.

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Josette – Blush, Boudoir and Definitely Bougie

You don’t walk into Josette’s bathroom – you swish in. It’s like stepping into a Chanel perfume ad. This washroom is basically a pop princess’s dream. Glossy floors, pink-on-pink florals, and everything glistens like someone just polished it with fairy dust. Oh, and it smells deliciously expensive. If you’re not twirling in front of the mirror like you’re accepting an Oscar, then girl – you’re doing it wrong.

Brunch & Cake – The Bathroom Version of a Pinterest Vision Board

You’ve just demolished your egg benedict and are contemplating dessert, and then you walk into this. A fireplace. In the toilet. White, beige and soft brown tones wrap you in a cozy hug, and the lighting? Gentle, soft-focus perfection. You go in for a quick mirror check and come out wondering if you can move in.

PS This is the Brunch and Cake outlet on Jumeirah islands, just in case you were wondering!

Iris Dubai – Disco Chic Meets Gallery Glam

If Iris Dubai ever needs a change of tagline, might I suggest: “Come for the view, stay for the loo.” *cheeky grin* I’m not kidding – the washrooms at Iris are an upbeat fever dream. You’ve got colourful pods playing surprisingly vibey tracks, soft lighting for optimal angles, and art that actually makes you pause mid-lip gloss application. Like, who curated this? Because I’d like them to design my apartment.

Sexy Fish – A Mermaid Daydream With Florals on Top

I’m pretty sure most of y’all have seen Sexy Fish’s underwater themed washrooms that went viral on Tik Tok. But if you haven’t, well, go ahead and scroll down. Dreamy floral arrangements everywhere, lighting that makes you look like you have a full-fledged skincare routine (even if you don’t), and clam sinks that feel like they were stolen from a tasteful undersea kingdom. Pretty sure Ariel’s granddaughter lives here!

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Dubai Mall – The Pretty Ones That Caught Us Off Guard

Ah, where do I begin? Marble countertops, pastel flowers, soft lighting – it’s like walking into a five-star hotel suite instead of a public restroom. And there’s a cozy vanity area where you can reapply mascara while pretending you’re in a Vogue shoot.

Bonus: Fashion Avenue Washrooms

If the regular Dubai Mall washroom is elegant, this one’s on a spiritual level. Shimmering lights that look like a hundred pink butterflies decided to rise dramatically together, floral wallpaper worthy of an art gallery, and a mirror selfie backdrop that could crash Instagram. As crazy as it may sound, you’d end up half wishing that you get proposed to right under those lights!

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La Villa Medusa – Arabian Glamour Turned Full Diva

Honestly, this place? A hidden gem of drama and sparkle. The mirrors are funky, fashionably geometrical and the neon lights glow like they’re flirting with you. Bright design accents pop against wooden frames and sleek black granite floors, giving peak Arabian glam.

Dubai Opera – Chandelier Royalty Meets Spa Day

Have you ever washed your hands under a gigantic chandelier? Because I have. And let me tell you, it’s transformative. There’s a giant round island of white and pearlescent marble with glass bowl sinks that sparkle like gemstones. That blue light installation overhead? It looks like 200 crystal jellyfish doing the conga. Add symmetrical mirrors, elegant flower arrangements, and luxe marble flooring, and you’ve got a loo that’s more glamorous than most people’s wedding venues.

Kira – Red, Gold, and Mirrors That Judge You Lovingly

Bold red and golden hues? Check. Golden sinks that shimmer like something out of a royal court? Check. Octagonal mirrors that somehow manage to flatter and expose your soul? Double check. It’s giving “glamorous villain origin story,” and I mean that in the best way possible.

Since we’re on the topic of washrooms and you glided your way until this bit, here’s a bonus – a high-tech, futuristic restroom!

Smart Toilet at Banyan Tree Forest

This washroom made me feel like I was being gently assisted by an invisible robot butler. Everything opens, closes, and flushes with the grace of a ballet dancer – and all by remote. The lid? Lifts itself. The vibe? Clinical, sleek, futuristic. Like your loo is smarter than you! Also, I was too gobsmacked to take a photo… but hey, maybe next time I’ll be emotionally prepared.

Some of you might think it’s shallow to love a fancy toilet. And to that I say: life is pretty hard, so let us embrace all the nice things. And sometimes, those things come with flattering lighting and artisanal soap.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some very important restroom selfies to edit!